In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke